i bought an ovulation kit, as i'm not known for my patience...why leave it up purely to mother nature when you can help her along?
anyhoo...using an ovulation kit requires peeing in a cup every morning and testing one's urine...the kit comes with test strips and a cup...to pee in.
one cup.
that you're supposed to reuse.
did i mention it's like a 2 oz portion cup that restaurants use for ranch dressing with your to go order? no? well, it does.
fortunately i have a back stock of small bathroom cups and have chosen the "new cup everyday"route.
well...as if my morning's aren't difficult enough, i get the pleasure of peeing in a cup (and on myself) each morning until we get the big O. (and i ain't talking the fun one) ovulation, people
because i press snooze too many times, my bladder gets even more full. when i finally realize i've overslept again, i get out of bed and do the truffle shuffle to the bathroom trying not to wet my pants.
it's hard enough to pee in a cup on a good day, let alone first thing in the morning when you have explosive pee spray...so i've been starting each morning with a little bit of a golden shower.
hot mess.
if conceiving this baby takes too long, i'm going to be pissed.
pun intended.
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